ACT 3

106 – RIDDLES IN THE DARK

The tunnel’s darkness swallowed Madonna’s light by the time she got twenty yards in.

107 – THE PIANO HAS BEEN DRINKING

“The rhythm, if you can call it that, the energy, is bad staccato; two drunk virgins fucking in a snowbank.”

108 – LANCE READS MADONNA’S BIG TELL AND PUSHES ALL IN/OUT

Lance’s mind attempted to calculate how much damage he could do to her by upping the ante, and calling her grandma, but he couldn’t do the math, so he let it go.

109 – PRETTY IN PINK

Ignoring the question, King walked into the shop, and asked the clerk, “Do you have pants, and shoes that will go with the pink shirt in the window?”

110 – THE NEW ORIGINAL SIN

Ignoring the question, Pinky responded, “If I tell you, you’ll think I’m playing ping pong, with King Kong, in Hong Kong… but you’d be wrong. I’m not a loon, singing out of tune, in a choir of blue-balled baboons, on the dark side of the moon.”

111 – GETTING THEIR STORY STRAIGHT

Ignoring the question, Pinky responded, “If I tell you, you’ll think I’m playing ping pong, with King Kong, in Hong Kong… but you’d be wrong. I’m not a loon, singing out of tune, in a choir of blue-balled baboons, on the dark side of the moon.”

112 – CAUGHT IN A WEB OF PARANOIA?

If the two of them were in cahoots, and trying to do her any kind of harm, she could wait for Pinky at the hub, and kill him.

If the two of them were in cahoots, and trying to do her any kind of harm, she could wait for Pinky at the hub, and kill him.

113 – THE ROAD TO THE STANLEY CUP GOES THROUGH ANTARCTICA

“And, we can go anywhere in the world for cold one! Where should we go?”

“And, we can go anywhere in the world for cold one! Where should we go?”

114 – A 3D SWISS CHEESE RELIEF MAP OF THE PANAMA CANAL

“I think so. I made that one up all by myself. But some other smartypants prolly came up with it a long time before me. Maybe Shakespeare, or Tolstoy, or one of them other Frenchies.

115 – THE IMPETUOUS YOUNG KING LEAR GETS SCHOOLED

“Live Nation will have no part of it, so long as the House of Saud has so much as one share of the company.”

Money is not the currency of the realm in the void; it is bait for the naïve souls that the darkness torments, devours, and feeds off.”

116 – KNOW?

Scrambling, Kitty’s conscious, logical mind demanded data to analyze, “So, you are imagination? You are imaginary?”

117 – RAGE AGAINST THE HYPOCRISY: KILLING IN THE NAME OF… MONEY MONEY MONEY!

“The band says they will not have anything to do with Live Nation, unless/until the House of Saud starts a reformation program in the Kingdom.”

118 – FROM THE DARK A BEATING HEART

Money is not the currency of the realm in the void; it is bait for the naïve souls that the darkness torments, devours, and feeds off.”

119 – SOMEONE SUMMON A SEXORCIST!

Lance, caught up in a primal, lust fueled frenzy of teen spirit, obeyed the hand’s commands, and lunged forward.

120 – ROPE A HOPE

“Like the rest of my species, I am no longer capable of pure love, so the failure to light up your life was as much mine, as it was yours.”

121 – THE LAST TEMPTATION OF THE ANTI-CHRIST

She was about to rip her top off, then lean down, back into his face, titty-slap him out of his stupor, and into a carnal override, when she heard a voice in her head.

122 – WHAT A WEB A MIND WILL WEAVE

“If an evil entity spots a chink in the armour of a saint, or even an angel, it can and will lunge for it.”

123 –  A MINUTE OF SILENCE

The fading beauty had always been able to think her way out jams, and as jams go, this wasn’t much of one.

124 – DON’T CALL US CHILD WE’LL CALL YOU

The breathing got a little faster, and heavier, in the
 
background. “Hello? Hello? I can hear you breathing. Who
 
are you? Where are you? What is your name? What do
 
you want?”
 
 

Lance was certain she was singing to herself, a new soul

emerging, and talking to a caricature on its way out the

door.

126 – 10,000 LIGHT YEARS FROM HOME

Laughing, Margot said, “You’re high as fuck, Daisy!”

“I am high as fuckity fuck, Miss Margot, pardon my

French!”

127 – FUCK YOU I WON’T BUY WHAT YOU SELL ME

“So, the Saudis release a hundred political prisoners, and

me, Rihanna, Billie Eilish and Dua Lipa announce that we

will play Live Nation shows.”

128 – SILLYSAURUS ON PSYCHEDELICS 1

“Life is just a circus,” Daisy told her. “Each one of us is a

circus unto ourselves, but the circus masters are the

sperm and eggs inside us.

129 – LITTLE PINK HOUSES

“Hell, those pink haired boys, the early adopters, at least,

are gonna be getting it from girls of every colour.”

130 – OLD LEATHER PUSSY 1

Had she set him up deliberately? What kind of insane cunt does shit

like that? Was she insane?

131 – SILLYSAURUS ON PSYCHEDELICS 2

If I turn into a three headed, purple buffalo tonight, I’m gonna remember what it

was like to be a three headed, purple fluffalo tomorrow, and every day after, for the

rest of my life, so how hard can it be to understand children?”

132 – GABBA GABBA GOTCHA 1″

“And there you are, selling them Chinese bunk that won’t give ‘em wood for four minutes!”

133 – OLD LEATHER PUSSY 2

“Well, I haven’t been obsessing about Old Leather Pussy,” Lance explained. “She comes when she comes, and I roll with it.”

134 – SILLYSAURUS ON PSYCHEDELICS 3

“But he just kept blabberin’ and blabberin’, like some kinda preacher, but he wasn’t offerin’ to fix what ails any of us, by puttin’ us into a trance and smackin’ us in the head with a Bible, and stealin’ our wallets.”

135 – GABBA GABBA GOTCHA 2

“About a minute now,” Kitty said, answering Gotcha’s question before he could ask it. “It just started when I met you.”

Although he tried, Gotcha could not stop himself from asking the question, anyway, “How long have you been able to do that?”

136 – OLD LEATHER PUSSY 3

“Good God, yes! That is the best Bond girl scene ever. I could have been walking beside Halle in that scene, naked, holding her hand, and firing a flame thrower at the Kraken, and no one would have noticed me.”

137 – SILLYSAURUS ON PSYCHEDELICS 4

|Then I showed ‘em. I made 12 carbon copies of me, rigt there, rigt in front of them. All different ages, and sizes. All wearing the same costumes.|

138 – GABBA GABBA GOTCHA 3

“Maybe your people in Wuhan are dead,” said Kitty.

139 – OLD LEATHER PUSSY 4

“You want it hard, huh? You want it nasty? You want me to make you laugh your tits off, and beg for more?”

140 – SILLYSAURUS ON PSYCHEDELICS 5

“The irony is that they laugh that youth is wasted on the young, but they never even attempt to be young and wild again, if they ever were young and wild.”

141 – GABBA GABBA GOTCHA 4

Shaking her head, Kitty said, “Okay, that’s it. Amateur hour is over. Bye.”

142 – OLD LEATHER PUSSY 5

Walking to her laptop, Madonna said, “Me Too. One of the most disturbing things I came across in the Me Too maelstrom was written by an actress, who had never been asked to get dirty on a casting couch.”

143 – GABBA GABBA GOTCHA 5

When she finally spoke, she said, “Hitler had horse herpes.” She had no idea what the fuck it meant, or why she said it, or why she added, “Himmler gave them to him.” She just blurted it out, and let it linger like a pull my finger joke.

144 – SILLYSAURUS ON PSYCHELEICS 6

“If a weirdo is too weird, it don’t matter how brilliant they may be, they can never stop being weird long enough to get their shit together to do the things they need to do to accomplish anything in life.”

145 – OLD LEATHER PUSSY 6

“Henry Kissinger once quipped that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. And there’s truth to it, because I may have fucked that ugly Nazi’s lights out, even when I was young and trading at peak bombshell.”

146 – GABBA GABBA GOTCHA 6

The girl wondered if he had said the same thing to her father, a long, long time ago. She wondered if her father had trusted him. She wondered if her father’s death, his murder, his assassination came as a result of him placing his trust in Gotcha.

147 – OLD LEATHER PUSSY 7

“Sure, they can rent it, but such men are not renters. They need to own the pussy. They have to be able to puff themselves up and strut around, like a cock rooster, proclaiming, ‘This is my pussy! No one fucks this pussy but me!’

148 – SILLYSAURUS ON PSYCHEDELICS 7

“I won’t do nothing stupid. I promise you, Miss Margot. I’m over the peak. The rest is just thinking like a Buddhist monkey, one who’s been smoking bananas!”

149 – GABBA GABBA GOTCHA 7

Demonstrably surprised, Gotcha said, “You really know your stuff, Kitty. But how do you know that? That information has been expunged from every official record. Are you scanning my mind?”

152 – LIVE LONG AND PROSPER… AND KILL ALL THE LAWYERS?

Kitty’s tranquility was short lived. Once again, she heard the shrieks of Justicia. Once again, in her mind, she saw a pack of filthy lawyers raping her. This time the vile, degenerate swine were simultaneously savaging her twin sister, Veritas.