133 – OLD LEATHER PUSSY 2

 

Madonna liked Lance’s declaration so much that she repeated it out loud, “I don’t always wanna think the thinks I think; but I thinks ‘em all the same.” Then she did it again, “I don’t always wanna think the thinks I think; but I thinks ‘em all the same.”

She smiled at the boy, who smiled back. “You know,” said the sexagenarian, “there’s a 21st century Dr. Seuss feel to that.”

“Oh, I know it,” Lance laughed, relieved that Madonna wasn’t ripping him a new one. “I’ve contemplated exactly that. With Dr. Seuss being a doctor of psychiatry. All sorts of weirdoes come to see him, and tell him all the weird thinks they think. Not ordinary weirdoes, but Hall of Fame worthy weirdoes from human history. If I write it rigt, it could be akin to Epic Rap Battles. But I haven’t put any work into it.”

“No, you’ve been too busy thinking about Old Leather Pussy,” Madonna cracked.

The boy was relieved that she was laughing about Old Leather Pussy, but wasn’t sure if she was just baiting a trap for him, so he stalled. He shrugged and said, once again, “I don’t always wanna think the thinks I think; but I thinks ‘em all the same.”

“So you say,” said Madonna. “And you’ve been thinking about Old Leather Pussy.”

“Well, I haven’t been obsessing about Old Leather Pussy,” Lance explained. “She comes when she comes, and I roll with it.”

“Don’t be coy, boy, tell me!”

“You really wanna know?”

“Just tell me, Lance,” Madge said. “Kitty says you’re working on an Old Leather Pussy screenplay. She’s a Bond villain.”

“What else did she tell you about Old Leather Pussy?”

“Nothing. It was not a conversation. It was a parting shot, when Kitty was getting catty with me, by the pool, at Valhalla.”

“You sure you wanna know?”

Losing her patience, Madge commanded, “Just fucking tell me, kid.”

“Okay. Alrigt. But remember…”

“Yes, I know; you don’t always wanna think the thinks you think, but you thinks ‘em all the same.”

“Yes. But also remember that you asked for it.”

“Give it to me, bad boy! Give it to me hard, and make it nasty! Make me laugh my tits off, and beg for more. ”

134 – SILLYSAURUS ON PSYCHEDELICS 3

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